Can we just make hockey a year-round sport?  Please, oh, pretty please?  Otherwise, I can add fall to the list of seasons during which I have no sport to watch. I’ve never liked baseball that much, basketball never did it for me either and now that money sink they call a professional football team here in the Big D is pretty much off my list as well.

Let’s face it. Our quarterback – Tony “Mediocre” Romo – is more known for banging Jessica Simpson than actually using his hands on a football. Our recruiting roster reads like the FBI’s Most Wanted List. Elizabeth Taylor has had fewer husbands than we’ve had head coaches in the past several years. And, better plastic surgery than the owner.

No wonder that monstrosity of a stadium Jerry Jones built still has no corporate sponsor. That’s no big name sponsor with only six months left until the stadium opens – a facility so large I can see it from where I live, some 30 miles away. No sponsor, no name. Sad sign of the fucking-big-bucks-sponsored times.

Of course, it would be nice if good ol’ Jer take the advice of many from this area and name it Tom Landry Stadium, after the first, last and only man who demanded a little dignity from his team.

*starts to giggle*

Sorry. I crack myself up sometimes.

Oh. And, to add insult to injury, the Cowboys have been left off the NFL opening lineup. Our first game will be an away game in Week 2.

At least our pole danc…. erm…. cheerleaders’  boobs are the best in the league. Hands down. Or up. Whatever.

God, it’s going to be a long fall.

*bimbles off*